Jill and Tucker have decided to keep boinking despite their differences about Chancellor Industries. They are stupid enough to believe that they can keep business and pleasure separate. I would have paid more attention to what they were saying but my boyfriend kept talking about how hot she was for an old lady.
Meanwhile, Kay decides to go ahead and make the deal with Tucker despite screwing her family and friends out of the shares she promised them. She really is a weird old lady. Have you ever noticed how her hands are bright red compared to her face?
Amber cried a lot, as usual, whining about how Deacon is behind Daniel’s gym accident.
Phyllis is out at the dump when Nick shows up to help her. That’s the least he can do for all that Sharon-fucking he did. Soon after he arrives, the Baldwin’s, Kay and Murphy, Noah, Eden, Kevin, Janna, Jack, and all kinds of other people show up to help her dig. Of course Heather shows up to tell them they’re all crazy and wasting their time, which under normal circumstances would be true. However, this is a fucking soap, and miracles happen, because Eden found the gym bag and handed it over to Heather for evidence.
BUT WAIT. THERE’S MORE.
Heather claims that the evidence is circumstantial without a phone or something to tie someone else to the murder. Everyone leaves but Phyllis stays behind to look for the missing cell phone. In 30 trillion tons of baby diapers, computer monitors, and plastic chairs, her x-ray vision sees through one particular rubbish mound and goes directly to where the cell phone is! Oh my God! It’s a miracle! AND THAT’S NOT ALL FOLKS! The fucking battery is still charged and the messages from Deacon Sharp are still saved!!!
Well you know what the whore does then? Rather than turning the phone over to police, she goes to Deacon and makes the deal that she won’t submit the phone as evidence if he leaves town and takes Amber with him. What a piece of shit she is. I mean, Amber is really annoying but that’s just evil. Phyllis is a complete dirt bag (and great actress).
Meanwhile Daniel remains and jail and hooks up with his new cellmate, Billy. The relationship is rocky, to say the least. Check in tomorrow to see what more rotten bullshit Phyllis will pull…
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